Model M Safety Tip   #1

NEVER USE A MODELM KEYBOARD FOR A GRAPPLING HOOK.

	Using a Model M keyboard for a grappling hook can cause death and could cause your body outline to look a little bit like gumby.  This poor fellow, attempted entry via the upstairs front window of mi casa via an AS/400 Model M keyboard.  As you will see, the intruder was not bright enough to utilize a later model Model M where Lexmark ruined the design by removing the quick connect port.
	Additionally, the average dongle is only about a yard and half long for you folks who refuse to learn the imperial system.
	A detailed view of the scene reveals the culprit...