Model M Safety Tip #1
NEVER USE A MODELM KEYBOARD FOR A GRAPPLING HOOK.
|Using a Model M keyboard for a grappling hook can cause death and could cause your body outline to look a little bit like gumby. This poor fellow, attempted entry via the upstairs front window of mi casa via an AS/400 Model M keyboard. As you will see, the intruder was not bright enough to utilize a later model Model M where Lexmark ruined the design by removing the quick connect port.
|Additionally, the average dongle is only about a yard and half long for you folks who refuse to learn the imperial system.
A detailed view of the scene reveals the culprit...